I see a Nobel Prize in his future

September 2, 2010

This one is less of a rant and more a reporting of a funny story I found.

Do you remember growing up and having your parents tell you not to stick a fork in the toaster, or into the power outlet?
Well, apparently this kids parents didn’t.

[Kyle] Dubois (18) and his parents claim teacher Thomas Kelley did not tell him and other students of the dangers of the demonstration power cords in their electrical trades class.”

Oh but there’s more.

“Dubois attached an electrical clamp to one nipple while another student attached another clamp to the other. A third student plugged in the cord. Dubois was critically injured and his legal team claim he has suffered permanent brain damage.

So now this genius and his parents are suing the school and the teacher for medical expenses, lost income – due to time away from work and ‘other’ damages.

I wonder if this brain damage was before or after the electrocution.
I mean really, this kid is 18.
How can you live for 18 years without realising that electricity+your nipples=bad.
Or even just the fact that electricity is dangerous.
It’s like lighting yourself on fire with a bunsen burner and then suing the teacher because you didn’t know fire could hurt.

This kid is a douchebag.
He should have died.
It would have made for a funny cause of death certificate.
Cause of Death: Electrocution (via nipples).

Here’s a link to the full story: Something funny and witty relating to the story.

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