1. If you have an ugly hair-cut, get a better one.

2. If you have glasses, get rid of them.

3. If you have braces, get rid of them.

4. If you have bad skin, fix it.

5. If you have a personality, lose it.

6. If you have brains, stop being smart.

Follow this guide, and you will be the most popular, attractive and just all around awesome girl there is… According to almost every hollywood ‘transformation’ movie, that is.

I really don’t think it’s as easy it seems.

Step one, for example; If you’re getting a shit hair-cut, it’s obviously not on purpose. You’re not trying to make yourself look shit. It’s just how it is. Getting rid of glasses isn’t that easy either. Sure, you can get contacts but they cost a fortune and to some, are impractical.

I also don’t know why ‘geek’ girls in movies always wear the biggest rimmed glasses they can find. Wearing glasses can be found attractive by a lot of people. Just get a nice pair of Versace frames or something and you’re set. Not only have you kept your glasses, but also look good.

I particularly like the third step. When a girl in the movie has braces and she just gets rid of them because she wants to look better. No one has braces as a fashion statement. It’s not something you can just ‘get rid of’.

Another thing I like is the transformation from acne-ridden skin to absolutely flawless skin. It’s all just so simple in the movies, isn’t it.

Well, that’s about all I had to share.

Enjoy listening to the awesome music suggestions I gave.

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LAAAAAAAAG

December 30, 2010

I’ve been playing Call of Duty: Black Ops a lot recently and there has been one thing that’s been pissing me off immensely. It’s the fucking lag!

I don’t think i’ve been in a game where i’ve gotten better than two bars, and thats out of 5.

To illustrate why this may be frustrating, I have drawn a lovely picture.

Now, this first picture is what I see:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Awesome, right? There’s no way that won’t be a headshot so i empty a clip into that guys face however, I end up dying. I scream and shout, yelling “WHYYYYY GOD!! WHYYY” and then I watch the killcam.

Here’s what the above looks like to everyone else:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not only do i look like a complete noob that’s shooting everywhere for no reason, but i also get killed.

For the first few deaths, maybe even rounds, it’s bearable but when you’re on the top of the leaderboard and you just need a couple more kills to win the round but you just can’t because of the bullet lag, it’s pretty fucking annoying.

As promised: another week, another album.
Still no motivation to do any proper posts so this is all you get.

This week, an album from Australian formed, London based ‘Darkwave’ group ‘Dead Can Dance’.

I only really got this album for the one song, The Host of Seraphim, but after listening to the rest of it, I liked it enough to keep it all.

Band: Dead Can Dance
Album: The Serpent’s Egg
Genre: Darkwave/Ambient
Year: 1988
Quality: 192 kbps
Suggested If You Like: Sometimes epic, sometimes chill music
Size: 49.95 MB
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Tom Waits – Bone Machine

December 21, 2010

There have been a lack of posts recently as I find no motivation to write anything worth sharing. To make up for the lack of posts, I will instead put up music at least once a week.

Today, Tom Waits’ ‘Bone Machine’. Tom Waits is very unique and quite a peculiar artist to be honest. You will either love him, hate him or he will grow on you very quickly.

This album; Bone Machine, consists of his more ‘strange’ music. I absolutely love it. If you’re new to Tom Waits and need a starting point, my favourites on this album are: Black Wings, In The Colosseum, Murder in the Red Barn and Earth Died Screaming.

Band: Tom Waits
Album: Bone Machine
Genre: Alternative Blues, Rock, Experimental
Year: 1992
Quality: 192 kbps
Suggested If You Like: Experimental music
Size: 72.98 MB
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Burzum – Filosofem

December 13, 2010

If you like Black Metal in any of it’s forms, this album is an absolute must. Filosofem is probably, no definitely, my favourite Burzum album. Lo-fi recordings, harsh vocals and a very atmospheric album. Just get it. Don’t even think about it.

Band: Burzum
Album: Filosofem
Genre: Black Metal
Year: 1996
Quality: VBR or FLAC
Suggested If You Like: Black Metal, Xasthur, Vinterriket
Size: VBR 73.24MB, FLAC 403.78MB
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Freedom of Religion

December 13, 2010

In Australia, the constitution states that:

The Commonwealth of Australia shall not make any law establishing any religion, or for imposing any religious observance, or for prohibiting the free exercise of any religion, and no religious test shall be required as a qualification for any office or public trust under the Commonwealth.”

However, freedom of religion should delve deeper than the governmental body and should affect all citizens of Australia (and any other country practicing freedom of religion).

Freedom of religion should give, not only religious people, but non-religious people the right to live their lives as they please.

Religion should not be forced upon anyone, whether the force is subtle or not. Whether it be Jehovah’s witnesses, Mormons, Muslims, Jews or Atheists, their views should be theirs, and theirs alone. I have no problem withyo any religion and anyone that follows a religion. I simply don’t want to hear about it.

If you knock on my door at 9 in the morning to talk to me about god and Jesus, I will say “Fuck god and fuck Jesus”, if you tell me Allah is the one true god and Mohammad, his messenger, I will say “Fuck Allah and fuck Mohammad”, If you find it disrespectful, understand that I find it disrespectful for you to go around spreading your religion.

A personal belief is personal, just like an opinion. You don’t knock on peoples doors telling them and trying to convince them that Oranges are better than Apples. Some people think so, some don’t and most just don’t give a fuck.

For you religious people that are raging at the moment, let me put it this way.

What do you think god would rather have:

  • A bunch of morons that don’t understand the religion worshipping him like the blind sheep that they are or,
  • Living their lives as honestly and best as they can.

There is no point in arguing who is the real god and which religion is true. There will never be an agreement.

In the song ‘Imagine’ by John Lennon, he speaks of a world without religion and how blissful it would be. I think that it’s wrong to say that if you eradicate religion, there will be peace. If however, all religions didn’t care about each other, minded their own business and respected the customs and traditions of every other religion, then and only then would we have true peace.

Woods of Ypres are a band I recently discovered. A fantastic black/doom metal with a brilliant mix of acoustic, clean songs and riffs with fast paced black metal-ness.

Band: Woods of Ypres
Album: Pursuit of the Sun & Allure of the Earth
Genre: Black Metal/Doom Metal
Year: 2004
Quality: 128 kbps
Suggested If You Like: The Morningside, Agalloch
Size: 55.41 MB
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