This one is less of a rant and more a reporting of a funny story I found.

Do you remember growing up and having your parents tell you not to stick a fork in the toaster, or into the power outlet?
Well, apparently this kids parents didn’t.

[Kyle] Dubois (18) and his parents claim teacher Thomas Kelley did not tell him and other students of the dangers of the demonstration power cords in their electrical trades class.”

Oh but there’s more.

“Dubois attached an electrical clamp to one nipple while another student attached another clamp to the other. A third student plugged in the cord. Dubois was critically injured and his legal team claim he has suffered permanent brain damage.

So now this genius and his parents are suing the school and the teacher for medical expenses, lost income – due to time away from work and ‘other’ damages.

I wonder if this brain damage was before or after the electrocution.
I mean really, this kid is 18.
How can you live for 18 years without realising that electricity+your nipples=bad.
Or even just the fact that electricity is dangerous.
It’s like lighting yourself on fire with a bunsen burner and then suing the teacher because you didn’t know fire could hurt.

This kid is a douchebag.
He should have died.
It would have made for a funny cause of death certificate.
Cause of Death: Electrocution (via nipples).

Here’s a link to the full story: Something funny and witty relating to the story.


So there’s this kid. His name is Adolf Hitler.
That kid has parents. His parents decided to name him Adolf Hitler.
Cake companies refused to make him a personalised cake saying “Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler” and now the parents are having a cry.

“Other kids get their cake. I get a hard time,” he said. “It’s not fair to my children.’ – Mr. Campbell

What’s not fair is you being alive.
What’s not fair is, that kid will now have the most awkward time during history class when they discuss WWII.
What’s not fair is that the kid will be automatically labelled a racist by his peers and teachers because of the stupid fucking name that his parents chose for him.
What’s not fair is that i’m hungry and I could really go for a cake but can’t find any.
That’s unfair.
But life’s unfair so what you do is: you go on the internet, start a blog, bitch and hope that someone reads it.

Back to this kid though.
Adolf Hitler Campbell.
I hope he grows up to not be a douche bag.
But he will be, so I hate him in advance.

That is all…